Poor Me

OK, that was easy enough. I just blogged for the first time. I am a web expert...meaning, that for years I have surfed the net and bought a lot of junk from complete strangers all over the world but not accomplished much else. I LOVE the internet. As an avid infoholic, I can spend hours in front of my computer cruising around looking for the latest nothing. You'd think by this time, I'd know a hell of a lot more than I do about the net but the honest truth is, I've never learned HTML, I've never programmed, I've never information architected, and most embarrassingly, I've NEVER made a dime off the internet. I am officially the LAST man on earth who's never made any eMoney.

Every time I turn on the TV or pick up a magazine or sit down at my computer, another story of an instantly successful netrepreneur is what I see. There must have been a universal meeting on making great gobs of internet money that I was not invited to. Where the hell was I when people learned to do this? How the hell have I managed to stay poor while millions and millions and bagillions of others are quitting their crappy assed jobs, working from home and buying Ferraris?

Well, I have a solution. I'll turn to my old friend, the one who knows everything. The internet. A quick Google search for "internet money" should do the trick.

Good News Everyone!!!

There are 56,900,000 internet sites that will teach me definitively how to get rich online!!! Fanfuckintastic! Cash Money 2.0 should be rolling in by this time tomorrow. Let me get out my credit card...